Last Wednesday I went to a Marina & The Diamonds concert. I don’t know much about Marina except that I like her songs. At the concert I first noticed two things. 1. Beer and food was being served by vendors from Smorgasburg (yes!) 2. Many concert-goers were wearing those shorts that are extremely unflattering unless you have the body of Kate Moss (you know what I am talking about). Other than those two observations, Marina sounded amazing and, naturally, looked super skinny and fun onstage. She also came out wearing a wedding dress and I don’t know if there is anything, besides Blair Waldorf and Beyonce, that’s more boss than that.